PinnedAbbie SimonsHeading Into the 2019 Playoffs, be Prepared for the Jazz to Surprise You — AgainThe Bucks are the best team in the NBA right now, but by the second quarter of their Saturday night matchup the Utah Jazz had them against…6 min read·Mar 4, 2019----
Abbie SimonsIn Month Eleven of the Pandemic, I am Craving the White-Hot Misery of a Music FestivalOh, festival grounds! How I have forsaken thee! Thine crowds (though they are horny), and thine grass (though it is trampled and hot, often…3 min read·Aug 26, 2021----
Abbie SimonsCheersWhat I Almost Did: post this photo with a caption a la “End of Decade Cheer: Good Photo of Good Night, I’m Doing Well, Wish You the Best…7 min read·Dec 30, 2019----
Abbie SimonsWaterThere was a neighborhood-wide water fight when I was eleven. We had coolers filled with slick water balloons, ready to bust on the skin of…3 min read·Dec 20, 2019----
Abbie SimonsJust Quite Literally Vomiting About All The Great Movies I’ve Seen LatelyThe Shape of Water, Thelma, Call Me By Your Name, I, Tonya, and sure, even Star Wars, why the heck not, let’s do it.8 min read·Dec 20, 2019----
Abbie SimonsSnow Soldiers and a Waste of TimeBentley was an apathetic lump, lying on an expensive couch freshly reupholstered. I lifted his tiny body — standard Shih Tzu model…14 min read·Dec 20, 2019----
Abbie SimonsThe Curry Brothers are the Only Thing Lately That Can Thaw My Frigid HeartIt’s a blur, and I’m not entirely sure it was me, but someone definitely cried watching Game 2 of the Western Conference Finals this week…3 min read·May 18, 2019----
Abbie SimonsOde to Ricky Rubio: Utah’s Very Own Basketball JesusAs anyone within earshot of me in the last few months knows, the 2017–2018 season was something of a breakout for the Utah Jazz. We had…3 min read·Sep 15, 2018----