PinnedAbbie SimonsHeading Into the 2019 Playoffs, be Prepared for the Jazz to Surprise You — AgainThe Bucks are the best team in the NBA right now, but by the second quarter of their Saturday night matchup the Utah Jazz had them against…Mar 4, 2019Mar 4, 2019
Abbie SimonsIn Month Eleven of the Pandemic, I am Craving the White-Hot Misery of a Music FestivalOh, festival grounds! How I have forsaken thee! Thine crowds (though they are horny), and thine grass (though it is trampled and hot, often…Aug 26, 2021Aug 26, 2021
Abbie SimonsCheersWhat I Almost Did: post this photo with a caption a la “End of Decade Cheer: Good Photo of Good Night, I’m Doing Well, Wish You the Best…Dec 30, 2019Dec 30, 2019
Abbie SimonsWaterThere was a neighborhood-wide water fight when I was eleven. We had coolers filled with slick water balloons, ready to bust on the skin of…Dec 20, 2019Dec 20, 2019
Abbie SimonsJust Quite Literally Vomiting About All The Great Movies I’ve Seen LatelyThe Shape of Water, Thelma, Call Me By Your Name, I, Tonya, and sure, even Star Wars, why the heck not, let’s do it.Dec 20, 2019Dec 20, 2019
Abbie SimonsSnow Soldiers and a Waste of TimeBentley was an apathetic lump, lying on an expensive couch freshly reupholstered. I lifted his tiny body — standard Shih Tzu model…Dec 20, 2019Dec 20, 2019
Abbie SimonsThe Curry Brothers are the Only Thing Lately That Can Thaw My Frigid HeartIt’s a blur, and I’m not entirely sure it was me, but someone definitely cried watching Game 2 of the Western Conference Finals this week…May 18, 2019May 18, 2019
Abbie SimonsOde to Ricky Rubio: Utah’s Very Own Basketball JesusAs anyone within earshot of me in the last few months knows, the 2017–2018 season was something of a breakout for the Utah Jazz. We had…Sep 15, 2018Sep 15, 2018
